The Dark Side

This is why i’m not scared of ever being conquered by the Chinese. Million man army my ass.

I’d kick a baby…

to be able to sleep right now. or maybe just for fun. that’s how i roll.

everybody loves the sunshine

folks get down in the sunshine.

I’d give any amount of money to see them to play one more show.

out in the street they call it MUUUURDAAAAAH

Let me get this right… We invade a country with oil… and the price of gas goes up? That dont make no fucking sense. I didn’t go to a fancy school or nothin, but if I invade Kentucky Fried Chicken…. Wings will be cheap at my house

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—	a funny motherfucker

epic. win.

I’m not saying i’m an actor…

Holy shit not only are these people on this ITT tech commercial too stupid to teach themselves technology, they are in fact some of the worst actors ever.